Hello there groovers, and welcome to the one and only Cannster's first
 adventure into the scary world of the internet! A special hello to all
 you gorgeous female surfers out there across Planet Earth. Below, I
 will be giving you some cool links to lager, women, and sexy stuff,
 which are my three guiding principles in life! I will also provide a
 few images of gorgeous women (and men for the sake of equality), and
 basically give you an insight into my crazy world.
 
 In the style of "Look-In" (one of my fave childhood reads), here is
 some funktastic info about the creator of this fab page :
 
 FULL NAME : Alex B Cann
 AGE : 20
 HEIGHT : 5"7'
 WEIGHT : Well, I like pies!
 MARITAL STATUS : Single, but attached to Aileen, my better half!!!
 LIKES : Cheesy 80s tunes, lager, beautiful women, Genesis (no jokes
         please!), William Hague, cheese triangles, hair-care products,
         bright shirts, McDonalds sporty shades, posing, Minis (both
         the car and skirt variety!), and Catchphrase.
 DISLIKES : Most indie-schmindy, marmite sandwiches, The Simpsons,
            spiders, rats, snakes, people who mispronounce "scone",
            early mornings, Tony Blair, stepping in dog poo, those
            small bags which girls wear to clubs, and nagging parents!
 FAVE FOOD : Toad-in-the-hole (no double entendre necessary!)
 FAVE DRINK : Fresh orange juice
 FAVE SONG : "We Built This City" by Starship
 FAVE SINGER : Phil Collins
 FAVE BABE : Louise Nurding
 FAVE PINT : Stella (the drink, not the barmaid!)
 FAVE SHIRT : My bright pink, garish one
 FAVE FANTASY : Well, it involves whipped cream and a desert island!
 AMBITION : To be a famous radio star, and lose some weight!
 MOST EMBARRASSING MOMENT : Falling off a packed double-decker bus in
 the busy Liverpool rush-hour.
 WHO I'D LIKE TO MEET : William Hague, Phil Collins, or D.L.T.
 WHO I'D LIKE TO SPLAT WITH A CUSTARD PIE : Anyone from a U.S. sitcom
 FAVE FILM : Groundhog Day / The Wedding Singer in an 80's stylee!!!
 FAVE VIDEO : Anything from the Emmanuelle series!
 FAVE TV SHOW : The A Team
 FAVE MAG : Private Eye
 WORST NIGHTMARE : Losing all my 80's CD's
 WORST KEPT PLEDGE : Losing weight and giving up lager!
 FAVOURITE CAR : Mini's (especially my white City model!!!)
 
 So there you go, I have given you a glimpse into the world of the
 Cannster!!! Below is an orgasmic pic of Louise Nurding, which you will
 have to use scroll for cos it's just TOO BIG AND FUNKY!!! There are
 also some links to other groovesome pages on the Web which do it for
 me, and my contact details too!!!
 
 Hope your surf into my world is a good one! Keep coming back for more...
 
 
 Love,
 The Cannster xxx
 

Alex Cann

cann@bigfoot.com
If you have any questions, comments,
insults, or suggestions for more stuff
on my site, please E-mail me at the, address below! All requests for nude pics of
the Cannster will be declined!